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Updates on a Doodoo Week

Yeah this week has been kinda meh. Started off in just a crap mood and feeling down for no particular reason. Wednesday night was getting ready to cam and the power went out. Stayed out for hours so I wasn’t able to shoot any content this week. First week in a very long time that I hadn’t shot anything though so I guess it was a well deserved break. Last night a damn pipe busted under my house, but luckily it was all taken care of I really didn’t have to deal with it at all except for the inconvenience of having no running water overnight. My last two blog posts have started out with me complaining, but you know what? It’s my blog and I will whine if I want to!

This week may have been meh so far but I tell you what. My Mad Men get together Sunday night was great! All the food I made was yummy and enjoyed and so were our awesome cocktails. I’ve been using my cool new bar ware just about every night since too. I’ll have to have another cocktail party sometime soon since I know I’m a good hostess. Made homemade stuffing for the first time to go in the roast chicken I made. That shit was gooooood. So were the mushroom canapes. I made steak tartar but after getting stoned we were all kinda iffy about eating that, haha. I did end up eating some after I got good and drunk though. It was yum, and the leftovers made really good meatballs.

This weekend I plan to cam tonight and tomorrow night. Off Sunday, during which I will be watching some more Mad Men and Shameless!! I think it may be the season finale of Shameless this week. Last week’s episode was fucking amazing.

So come play with me on Streamate, AdultWork, or get a private Skype show with me. Look forward to seeing you. 🙂

I’ve added a sexy new thong to my panty store to go along with the other awesome ones I’ve added in the past couple week. Take a look.

Here is a HOT teaser for the latest video I’ve added to Shakinit. Enjoy my booty and your weekend!

Hundreds of Cookies

Hey guys! I’m stoned.

I’ve been very busy getting ready for Christmas. I’ve pretty much got all of my shopping done. Just have to get a few more small things. I’m making like 15 dozen chocolate chip cookies to give out as gifts using lard that I rendered myself. Yeahhhh I”m the shit. I baked over 100 last night and was just so busy yesterday in general that I ended up taking the night off from camming I was so exhausted. I’m pretty sure that I’ll make up for it Sunday night though. So this weekend I’ll be camming tonight, off tomorrow night, then camming again Sunday night.

Tomorrow night I’m going to go out with my best friend and celebrate my birthday, which is coming up on Thursday. Won’t be able to celebrate next weekend with Christmas and all. We’re not doing anything too out of the ordinary. Just going to get some food then drink the night away I’m sure. Ha! Good times.

Oh yea did I mention it’s my birthday next Thursday the 22nd? Did you know this, brah? I’ve got this wishlist I like to add things to now and again that you can just buy right off of for me and they’ll send the shit to my door. it’s fantastic. My Amazon wishlist. One thing that’s on there that I would absolutely flip if I received is a near mint American Splendor #1 comic for $90.  I just noticed it today. I’ve had that comic on my list for a while but the only two that were available were like $200 and $300. ‘Tis the season right?

Shakinit members site. Join. You’ll be treating yourself with a gift and giving me one at the same time. No brainer. Need more convincing? I’ll let me ass cheeks do the talking…

I’m a Shakinit Girl!!

I’m super excited to announce that I’ve been approved to be a model on Shakinit.com.  I’ve always loved to dance so it’s been a blast for me making videos for my profile. I was going to shoot 8 videos last night but ended up shooting like 10 or 11 cause I was having so much fun! After I’ve gotten enough content up my site will launch.  You can check it out now, but I hardly have any content up, and I’m not taking members yet. There are some teaser vids though!

I’ll be adding new content for my members weekly.  In addition to nude and non-nude dance videos I’ll have solo masturbation vids, vlogs, and whatever other kind of videos I can come up with!

I’m stoked to have a members site finally.  I hope you guys are pumped too!!

I mentioned my plans to go hiking in my blog post last week.  The trip was so much fun. It was a little crowded where we went which was annoying at times, especially when we were trying to smoke a bowl, but it was beautiful, and a great workout. I’m absolutely hooked on hiking now. We’re squeezing in another trip next weekend before it gets too cold.  As long as there’s not a lot of snow on the mountain we’re checking out this time. I’ve got some hiking sticks on my wishlist that I’d really like to have before I go. If you’d like to get them for me I’ll make it worth your while. 🙂

Oh my god, Radiohead.  They announced the first leg of their 2012 tour.  I tried for pre-sale tickets yesterday morning but tickets for the show I want to go to sold out before I could grab some.  It was tough, they didn’t announce what time exactly the pre-sale would start, just “am EST”, so I stayed up all night pretty much, setting my alarm for every hour.  In the end it turned out I was refreshing the wrong page to get tickets ’cause that part wasn’t totally clear to me either. I probably would have gotten some otherwise cause I wasn’t that late, but oh well.  I’m shooting for the general sale Saturday.  Kinda nervous about it!!! I’ve been waiting for this for so long.  I have a feeling I’ll end up going to two shows at least, because if they have northeast dates that’s going to be closer and there’s now way I could miss out!

2012 is going to be a great fucking year. For so many reasons.

I’ll be camming tonight, tomorrow, and Sunday nights.  Saturday night I’ve got a birthday shindig to attend. Cam with me on Skype, Streamate, or AdultWork 11pm to 3am EST!

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A Girl and Her Bong

I’d mentioned a while back my old bong breaking and needing a new one. I’d also mentioned that I had one on the way from hitman glass soon after, but I’ve slacked off on blogging about it since its arrived! I fucking love it man. It’s definitely the nicest piece I’ve ever owned. It hits really hard too. I reserve it for when I don’t have much to do ’cause I know how ripped it’s gonna get me haha!

I’ve taken some pics with it. If you haven’t seen them yet, here they are! I’ll probably make a video with it too soon… on a night that I don’t have much to do, hehe.

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Bitch Likes To Cook


I mentioned the other day on Twitter that I was making a chocolate cake out of black beans and that I’d blog about it. Well here I am, with sexy baking pictures to boot! I can’t take credit for the recipe. I found it here.

Some people are allergic to wheat. Some avoid grains for health reasons. I chose to make this cake a while back because I myself don’t like to eat a lot of white flour. The black beans are a healthier alternative and don’t change the texture of the cake very much. I didn’t use the icing recipe they provide. I used a variation of a ‘normal’ chocolate frosting recipe I had, and substituted white sugar with Rapadura.

Healthy Flourless Chocolate Cake

Ingredients:
1-15 ounce can of unseasoned black beans
OR 1 1/2 cup cooked beans, any color
5 large eggs
1 tablespoon pure vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon sea salt
6 tablespoons unsalted organic butter OR extra virgin coconut oil (I used butter)
3/4 cup erythritol plus 1/2 teaspoon pure stevia extract
OR 1/2 cup honey plus 1 teaspoon pure stevia extract (this is the variation I used)
OR 1 1/4 cup Splenda (using Splenda alone here is not recommended)
6 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
1 teaspoon aluminum-free baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 tablespoon water (omit if using honey)

Mint Chocolate variation:
2 teaspoons mint extract (in place of 2 teaspoons vanilla)

Preparation:
Preheat oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit. Spray a 9″ cake pan with extra virgin olive oil cooking spray, or just grease it with a thin layer of butter. Dust cocoa all over the inside of the pan, tapping to evenly distribute. Cut a round of parchment paper and line the bottom of the pan, then spray the parchment lightly.

Drain and rinse beans in a strainer or colander. Shake off excess water. Place beans, 3 of the eggs, vanilla, stevia (if using) and salt into blender. Blend on high until beans are completely liquefied. No lumps! Whisk together cocoa powder, baking soda, and baking powder. Beat butter with sweetener (erythritol or honey) until light and fluffy. Add remaining two eggs, beating for a minute after each addition. Pour bean batter into egg mixture and mix. Finally, stir in cocoa powder and water (if using), and beat the batter on high for one minute, until smooth. Scrape batter into pan and smooth the top. Grip pan firmly by the edges and rap it on the counter a few times to pop any air bubbles.

Bake for 40-45 minutes. Cake is done with the top is rounded and firm to the touch. After 10 minutes, turn out cake from pan, and flip over again on to a cooling rack. Let cool until cake reaches room temperature, then cover in plastic wrap or with cake dome (I use an overturned plastic chip bowl). For BEST flavor, let cake sit over night. I promise this cake will not have a hint of beaniness after letting it sit for eight hours! If you are stacking this cake, level the top with a long serrated knife, shaving off layers until it is flat and even. Frost immediately before serving

Now you know how to make my cake. The boobie flashing and pot smoking are optional but make the process much more fun.

In other news, I’ve added some more pics, and I’ve got a new very dirty video I’m about to add to my store. Stay tuned, buddies!

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I no longer need the pipe that I mentioned in my previous post. The deal is still on though. You can still get a naughty personalized valentine and the video or pic set of your choosing for a $20 or greater tribute to my Alertpay account, amazon gift card, or wishlist item. I just won’t need to use the cash on the glass!

I’m getting a MUCH nicer piece from my buddies at hitman glass. If you have not checked out their work before you must. Very high quality glass and American made!

They actually have in insane giveaway going on right now. Have a Twitter account? Well if you don’t then fucking get one! You’ll have a shot at winning this…

That, my friends, is the Turbine. You could own that, FOR FREE! This isn’t the piece I’ve got on the way, but you can bet your ass I’m trying to win that bitch as well! Haha! Go here to find out exactly what to do to qualify.

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***I AM NOT LONGER TRYING TO BUY THIS BONG BUT THE VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL IS STILL GOING ON. READ THIS***

Valentine’s Day is coming up and some of you have been wondering what kind of gifts I’d like to get (you guys are so sweet). So I thought about it.  You all know that my bong died an untimely death and I’ve since been smoking out of apples:

Well that’s cute and fun and all, but if you’ve ever done it you know it’s not ideal. I haven’t been able to justify the expense lately, but I have picked out a bong that I’d like to get. It’s not super fancy, and it’s not super expensive. It’s pretty much exactly what I need.

It’s only going to be about $81 with shipping! So here’s the deal…

Contribute $20 or more to my Alertpay account (send it to roselynnlocks@gmail.com), and you get a very naughty personlized valentine from me on Feb 14th, plus any video or pic set of your choice (right away). See what I currently have to offer. It’s a win/win! You get sexy stuff and I get a new bong!

Of course, if you prefer not to buy me drug paraphernalia (haha) you can buy me an emailed amazon gift card or a gift from my wishlist valued at $20 or more and get the same special V-Day treatment.

Gifts and contributions less than $20 will still get you the naughty valentine, but will not qualify for a video or pic set.

So there ya go! <3

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