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Bitch Likes To Cook


I mentioned the other day on Twitter that I was making a chocolate cake out of black beans and that I’d blog about it. Well here I am, with sexy baking pictures to boot! I can’t take credit for the recipe. I found it here.

Some people are allergic to wheat. Some avoid grains for health reasons. I chose to make this cake a while back because I myself don’t like to eat a lot of white flour. The black beans are a healthier alternative and don’t change the texture of the cake very much. I didn’t use the icing recipe they provide. I used a variation of a ‘normal’ chocolate frosting recipe I had, and substituted white sugar with Rapadura.

Healthy Flourless Chocolate Cake

Ingredients:
1-15 ounce can of unseasoned black beans
OR 1 1/2 cup cooked beans, any color
5 large eggs
1 tablespoon pure vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon sea salt
6 tablespoons unsalted organic butter OR extra virgin coconut oil (I used butter)
3/4 cup erythritol plus 1/2 teaspoon pure stevia extract
OR 1/2 cup honey plus 1 teaspoon pure stevia extract (this is the variation I used)
OR 1 1/4 cup Splenda (using Splenda alone here is not recommended)
6 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
1 teaspoon aluminum-free baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 tablespoon water (omit if using honey)

Mint Chocolate variation:
2 teaspoons mint extract (in place of 2 teaspoons vanilla)

Preparation:
Preheat oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit. Spray a 9″ cake pan with extra virgin olive oil cooking spray, or just grease it with a thin layer of butter. Dust cocoa all over the inside of the pan, tapping to evenly distribute. Cut a round of parchment paper and line the bottom of the pan, then spray the parchment lightly.

Drain and rinse beans in a strainer or colander. Shake off excess water. Place beans, 3 of the eggs, vanilla, stevia (if using) and salt into blender. Blend on high until beans are completely liquefied. No lumps! Whisk together cocoa powder, baking soda, and baking powder. Beat butter with sweetener (erythritol or honey) until light and fluffy. Add remaining two eggs, beating for a minute after each addition. Pour bean batter into egg mixture and mix. Finally, stir in cocoa powder and water (if using), and beat the batter on high for one minute, until smooth. Scrape batter into pan and smooth the top. Grip pan firmly by the edges and rap it on the counter a few times to pop any air bubbles.

Bake for 40-45 minutes. Cake is done with the top is rounded and firm to the touch. After 10 minutes, turn out cake from pan, and flip over again on to a cooling rack. Let cool until cake reaches room temperature, then cover in plastic wrap or with cake dome (I use an overturned plastic chip bowl). For BEST flavor, let cake sit over night. I promise this cake will not have a hint of beaniness after letting it sit for eight hours! If you are stacking this cake, level the top with a long serrated knife, shaving off layers until it is flat and even. Frost immediately before serving

Now you know how to make my cake. The boobie flashing and pot smoking are optional but make the process much more fun.

In other news, I’ve added some more pics, and I’ve got a new very dirty video I’m about to add to my store. Stay tuned, buddies!

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I’m Blogging, Yo.

I should blog today, but I don’t have much to talk about.  See that pic up there? That’s just a teaser from my Valentine’s Day set. I need to get the rest of the pics edited. You shall see more of that outfit soon. Have you checked out my Valentine’s Day special? Ya need to. It’s a deal and a half.

I’ve finally got a page set up that lists all of my videos and pic sets for sale, as well as my custom pricing. Check it out here. It’s not very pleasing to the eye at the moment. Just a plain old list. I’ll spruce it up later. Don’t worry though the content I have to offer is VERY pleasing to the eye, as well as other body parts 😉 If you’d like something of mine just let me know! Use the contact form to get in touch with me.

I guess lots of people are blogging about the super bowl today. I’m not a big football fan but I’ll probably be watching tonight. I kinda zone out when I watch football haha! Sports just aren’t really my thing. Not going to a party tonight, but I did get to go over to a friends for a little get-together yesterday and that was wonderful. Saw some folks I hadn’t seen in a very long time and had a blast! Will just be relaxing on my night off, with popcorn!

Will be back to my regular naughtiness on cam tomorrow night. Hope you’ll come see me. <3

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***I AM NOT LONGER TRYING TO BUY THIS BONG BUT THE VALENTINE’S DAY SPECIAL IS STILL GOING ON. READ THIS***

Valentine’s Day is coming up and some of you have been wondering what kind of gifts I’d like to get (you guys are so sweet). So I thought about it.  You all know that my bong died an untimely death and I’ve since been smoking out of apples:

Well that’s cute and fun and all, but if you’ve ever done it you know it’s not ideal. I haven’t been able to justify the expense lately, but I have picked out a bong that I’d like to get. It’s not super fancy, and it’s not super expensive. It’s pretty much exactly what I need.

It’s only going to be about $81 with shipping! So here’s the deal…

Contribute $20 or more to my Alertpay account (send it to roselynnlocks@gmail.com), and you get a very naughty personlized valentine from me on Feb 14th, plus any video or pic set of your choice (right away). See what I currently have to offer. It’s a win/win! You get sexy stuff and I get a new bong!

Of course, if you prefer not to buy me drug paraphernalia (haha) you can buy me an emailed amazon gift card or a gift from my wishlist valued at $20 or more and get the same special V-Day treatment.

Gifts and contributions less than $20 will still get you the naughty valentine, but will not qualify for a video or pic set.

So there ya go! <3

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FreeOnes.com Interview Video

Here is a video of my interview for FreeOnes.com. Enjoy!

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  1. I haven’t had a haircut since November 2008, but keep saying I’m going to get one.
  2. I think saturated fat is good for you.
  3. I can cook/bake just about anything from scratch.
  4. I’m a mom.
  5. I’m not a dog person.
  6. I have a green thumb.
  7. I’ve had sex with 9 people in my life..
  8. I’ve spent $18 on a feather duster and don’t regret it. (<3 you feather duster!)
  9. I’ve had the same car since I was 17.
  10. I’m an insurance agent.
  11. I very rarely talk to my neighbors.
  12. I love to learn, but hated school.
  13. I haven’t decided what I want to do when I grow up, but I think this is the best job I’ve ever had.
  14. I love going to the strip club.
  15. I was planning to be a stripper before I started camming.
  16. Would LOVE to do burlesque at some point.
  17. I’m a perfectionist.
  18. I started masturbating when I was 10 (and did it a LOT, haha)
  19. I can be the biggest bitch sometimes!
  20. I was kinda shy in school.
  21. I used to do all kinds of drugs, but now pretty much stick to reefer.
  22. I can’t stand it when I misplace things. It drives me nuts.
  23. I feel as though I could never have too many sex toys.
  24. I make my own ice cream.
  25. My favorite bands are Primus and Radiohead.
  26. I have a damn good memory.
  27. I’m an Anglophile.
  28. I’m ‘crunchy‘.
  29. I didn’t know what panty stuffing or macrophilia was before I started camming.
  30. I love beer.
  31. I had a bong for 7 years, and it broke not too long ago. I’m currently bong-less
  32. I’ve seen every episode of Mad Men.
  33. I fucking love watching COPS.
  34. My favorite type of movie to watch is a horror flick. I have a special place in my heart for zombie and Dario Argento films.

…Well there ya go. I hope you feel like you know me a bit better now.  🙂

A reminder that tomorrow is New Content Wednesday.  I’ll be shooting new pics and videos and I love to hear your ideas, even if you don’t intend to buy the content! Comment on this post, or use the contact form to let me know what you want to see.  I make new stuff every week so you can submit suggestions at any time. They’re always appreciated. You can see all I have to offer currently on MyGirlFund.

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What Shall I Blog About?

I’m very pleased with the amount of visitors I get here, and love it when you guys read and comment on my blog posts.  Every Wednesday I like to ask my fans/followers what type of videos and pics they’d like me to offer.  Well I figured I should have the same approach to my blog to keep in interesting for you all. New year, new approach to blogging.

So tell me, what would you like me to blog about? Something you’d like to know about me that would be a good read? Got some survey you would like to see me fill out? Whatever would interest you, I’d love to hear. Comment on this post or use the contact form to submit your ideas!

It’s only the second day of the new year and I’m already enjoying it. 🙂 Have felt renewed and motivated. I actually didn’t get drunk on New Year’s Eve like I had planned. Still have most of the bottle of champagne in the fridge haha! It was nice not waking up hungover though. I had enough of that the morning after my birthday!

I don’t think I mentioned anything about that on here. I went out with a friend to get dinner. Had my first dirty martini, and continued the drinking through the night. Went to two strip clubs. Had missed the clubs so much! I had a fucking blast. Woke up sick as a dog though. Blech. Still very much worth it. A low key New Year’s Eve was certainly welcomed after that!

Looking forward to getting back to a full week of camming. I’m on tonight. Usually off Sundays but making up for not feeling well earlier this week. Check out my full schedule and how to get a show from me here!

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Happy New Year!

Tomorrow night is New Year’s Eve. I’ll be taking the night off, cooking a nice dinner and ringing in the new year at home (drunk, no doubt). I’ll be reflecting on the past year and all of the awesome things it has brought me. Especially this awesome new career, and all of the wonderful new friends that have come along with it. It’s been a good one, and you guys have contributed to that, greatly.

I hope everyone has an awesome time tomorrow night. Get wild! Be safe. Let’s make 2011 a great one!!

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Back Home!!

Got back home today from traveling for Christmas.  Hope everyone enjoyed the holidays as much as I did. Had fun, but it was exhausting! Glad to be home.  Was in the middle of the blizzard of the northeast that’s been on the news.  We probably got about 6 inches where I live, which is a lot for here, but people further north have gotten much, much more! It didn’t affect my travels at all, luckily.

I never expect much but got some cool stuff from the fam.  Noteably three snuggies.  Just what I wanted! But I also got some more great gifts from my fans. 🙂 Thanks to Pauly I was able to get a nice frog calendar for 2011 along with some other fun stuff from my wishlist. I’ve got two new toys on the way that were also on my list thanks to Jeff. My very good friend Future surprised me with a nice gift on MGF, which I am very grateful for.  My buddy Parliament got me the bass amp I was hoping to get, which was there to greet me at my doorstep when I got home today.  THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!! You guys are just the best. Love you so much!!  Here’s a kind of shitty pic of my new amp. It is quite pretty in person! Now I have no excuse not to pick up my beloved bass more often and become awesome at playing it.

I’m so ready for the new year!! Where camming is concerned.  I’m planning to hop on board with a nice handful of new sites, try some new ways of promoting, and hopefully revamp my cam area a bit. I’m extremely excited about this!  As far as new year resolutions go, I definitely have the cliche working out one going on.  I’ve only slacked off on my workout for like a month though.  The yoga I was doing was hurting my back so I haven’t been that excited to get back on it.  One of the fun things from my wishlist I have on the way is a new yoga dvd that hopefully will be easier on my back.  And I’ll be getting a good workout during those pole dancing lessons too! I’m also resolving to spend more time with my family.

What’s your new years resolution? I’d love to hear it!

Looking forward to getting back to camming tonight! It’s been nice having a little break but I’ve sure missed everyone! You can come see me tonight around 11pm EST.  Find out how to get a private show from me HERE, and also keep an eye on my Twitter to see what I’m up to.

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Happy Solstice!!

Hope everyone caught a nice glimpse of the eclipse last night! Preferably in real life, but there were so many places to see it on the net as well.  Yay for technology! That was the first time the lunar eclipse coincided with the solstice since 1554! I shall always remember I was camming on that night, haha! I did catch a glimpse of the fully shadowed moon and watched the shadow move back over it as well. Today I’m celebrating the solstice with some yummy vension stew.  My house smells great! Can’t wait to taste it in a bit.

Tomorrow is my birfday y’all! I won’t be on cam.  It would be fun to see you all on my special day, but I’m going to take the night off and at the very least, relax.  I’m hoping to go out and get into some trouble, but we shall see. 😉

I must thank everyone once more for helping me reach a couple more goals on MyGirlFund! I now have a nice little cushion in my bank account for emergencies, and my pole dancing lessons are paid for!! I’m now going to focus on paying off my debt.  Well on my way to having the first bill knocked out.  If you’d like to help, check out my profile.

As my gift to you, I still got lots of Holiday Deals going on! Check them out.  All good until December 25th!

My schedule for the rest of the holiday week:

  • 12/21- Camming 11pm-3am EST
  • 12/22- Off for my Birthday!!
  • 12/23-Camming 11pm-3am EST
  • 12/24- Off
  • 12/25- Off
  • 12/26- Off

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I’m In New Computer Hell!

Okay it’s not really that bad, but I’m hella frustrated.  Both my cam and laptop are upgraded now.  They’ve actually been working rather well for me, but last night I had some issues recording HD videos.  The software that comes with the new Logitech C910 cams automatically compresses 1080p videos when you stop recording.  Every time it did this, the software would freeze and I’d have to restart my machine.  This happened for 3 out of 4 videos I recorded last night.  The last one I recorded, which was the hottest and longest of them all was lost because of this.  You can imagine how pissed I am about this! I reinstalled the software and did a test video which seemed to compress fine without freezing.  I’m hoping this won’t happen again!

On top of this, I’ve found that the new Windows Live Movie Maker that comes with Windows 7 friggin’ blows.  I’m so used to the movie maker that came with XP. The new one is just not as easy to use and is missing features that the old version had.  So what did I do to combat this? Downloaded a trial version of Adobe Premier Elements.  Good thinkin’ right? Nah, it’s not working right, I can’t see a preview of what I’m editing, plust it sticks a big fat watermark on the video that says “Edited Using Adobe Premier Elements Trial Version” or something like that.  Not exactly sexy, haha!

I’ll certainly manage with what I have to work with but it’s like, isn’t this supposed to be easier and more fun now? I guess every upgrade comes with bugs to work through, huh?

Aside from all the frustration, I’ve still got some really hot new content! Just need to edit it. Keep an eye out for it and see what I already have to offer on my MyGirlFund page. I’ll also be adding some pics from last night to the photos page as soon as I can.

I did my first Camwhores show in a couple of weeks last night. It was very much a fun time. You can check it out in the archives, and see me briefly use my way too big dildo!

My hot red heels to go with my Christmas costume came earlier today, and my costume arrived as I was typing this out!! I’ll post a pic of the shoes here, but I’m keeping the costume a surprise for now!

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