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MyPornProfile is holding their 2nd annual March Madness contest. I need your help to win! CLICK HERE and look for the March Madness poll in the sidebar. Vote for me there DAILY to keep me in the running. Here are the details on the contest taken from the MPP blog.

It’s that time of year again. It’s March and that means March Madness. While things heat up on the college basketball courts, things will be even hotter here at mypornprofile.com. This years contest will be similar to last years with fans voting week to week on their favorite models. The contest will be broken into four different rounds with a final round at the end. The poll will be live on the sidebar of the blog. Here are the rules and rounds:

Round 1 March 8th – 13th – 24 top vote getters move on
Round 2 March 14th – 20th – 16 top vote getters move on
Round 3 March 21th – March 27 – 8 top vote getters move on
Round 4 March 28th – April 3rd – 4 top vote getters move on to final round
Final Round will be April 4th – 10th – results will not be shown live, but will be displayed at the end

Rules
1) Only one vote per fan/IP will be allowed per day
2) The votes will reset each round
3) Voting will end at 9PM CST the last day of each round
4) Voting will resume for the next round at 7AM CST the following day
Prizes
Each round top 2 vote getter will receive a week feature on homepage
2nd Runner up – $75
Runner up – $150 + 1 week spot as featured profile on homepage
Grand Winner – $300 + 2 week spot as featured profile on homepage

Thanks so much for you help with this guys! And keep voting for me in the Finest Booty Contest through the month of March as well. You can also vote there daily.

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March is the month for sexy asses. FreakDaddy is holding a finest booty contest. Voting is going on through the entire month.  I’ve entered, because, well hey… I’ve got a fine ass. 🙂 I’d much appreciate your vote. Click Here! You can vote once per day from a unique IP address. Spread the word! No sign up needed. Just a couple clicks.

This is just one of at least a couple of contests I plan to participate in this month, and how well I do depends on you. Thanks for your support. It means a lot.

<3

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A Girl and Her Bong

I’d mentioned a while back my old bong breaking and needing a new one. I’d also mentioned that I had one on the way from hitman glass soon after, but I’ve slacked off on blogging about it since its arrived! I fucking love it man. It’s definitely the nicest piece I’ve ever owned. It hits really hard too. I reserve it for when I don’t have much to do ’cause I know how ripped it’s gonna get me haha!

I’ve taken some pics with it. If you haven’t seen them yet, here they are! I’ll probably make a video with it too soon… on a night that I don’t have much to do, hehe.

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Special Offer On Videos

I need some new stockings and found the exact ones that I want on Ebay for very cheap. I can get a couple pair for $20 with shipping. I’m offering to anyone who wants to cover this expense for me with a $20 Ebay gift certificate the opportunity to get any video they like from my list. This will most likely result in a discount for you. Could end up being a very big discount actually! This offer is good until I get it!

Please have the gift certificate emailed to roselynnlocks@gmail.com. If you have any questions contact me.

I love stockings!!

She's Got Legs

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zomg Radiohead!!

If you’ve ever talked to me, you probably know that I am a nut about Radiohead. Their new album “The King Of Limbs” released over the weekend and I am now addicted to it. There isn’t one song on it that I don’t enjoy. I want to tell everyone I talk to about it so I figured I better post about it on my blog! You can download the album here. $9 for .mp3 & $14 for .wav. It’s well worth it. If you haven’t enjoyed their more recent stuff (‘Kid A’ and after) then you may want to hold off on purchasing the album. I personally enjoy all of their stuff and the album is seriously a masterpiece.

And did you know that Thom Yorke had moves? He gets the fuck down in the video for Lotus Flower, which is equally as addictive as the song itself. Apparently he does this a lot on stage, but I haven’t yet had the pleasure of seeing them live. I’m waiting patiently for them to announce their next US tour.

Here’s the video. Enjoy!

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New Sexy Jeans Teaser Vid

Hey guys! I made this sexy new dance vid last night. Hope you enjoy! I’ve also added new ass play video to my store. 10 minutes of VERY dirty fun for $40.  See the full description here.

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Bitch Likes To Cook


I mentioned the other day on Twitter that I was making a chocolate cake out of black beans and that I’d blog about it. Well here I am, with sexy baking pictures to boot! I can’t take credit for the recipe. I found it here.

Some people are allergic to wheat. Some avoid grains for health reasons. I chose to make this cake a while back because I myself don’t like to eat a lot of white flour. The black beans are a healthier alternative and don’t change the texture of the cake very much. I didn’t use the icing recipe they provide. I used a variation of a ‘normal’ chocolate frosting recipe I had, and substituted white sugar with Rapadura.

Healthy Flourless Chocolate Cake

Ingredients:
1-15 ounce can of unseasoned black beans
OR 1 1/2 cup cooked beans, any color
5 large eggs
1 tablespoon pure vanilla extract
1/2 teaspoon sea salt
6 tablespoons unsalted organic butter OR extra virgin coconut oil (I used butter)
3/4 cup erythritol plus 1/2 teaspoon pure stevia extract
OR 1/2 cup honey plus 1 teaspoon pure stevia extract (this is the variation I used)
OR 1 1/4 cup Splenda (using Splenda alone here is not recommended)
6 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
1 teaspoon aluminum-free baking powder
1/2 teaspoon baking soda
1 tablespoon water (omit if using honey)

Mint Chocolate variation:
2 teaspoons mint extract (in place of 2 teaspoons vanilla)

Preparation:
Preheat oven to 325 degrees Fahrenheit. Spray a 9″ cake pan with extra virgin olive oil cooking spray, or just grease it with a thin layer of butter. Dust cocoa all over the inside of the pan, tapping to evenly distribute. Cut a round of parchment paper and line the bottom of the pan, then spray the parchment lightly.

Drain and rinse beans in a strainer or colander. Shake off excess water. Place beans, 3 of the eggs, vanilla, stevia (if using) and salt into blender. Blend on high until beans are completely liquefied. No lumps! Whisk together cocoa powder, baking soda, and baking powder. Beat butter with sweetener (erythritol or honey) until light and fluffy. Add remaining two eggs, beating for a minute after each addition. Pour bean batter into egg mixture and mix. Finally, stir in cocoa powder and water (if using), and beat the batter on high for one minute, until smooth. Scrape batter into pan and smooth the top. Grip pan firmly by the edges and rap it on the counter a few times to pop any air bubbles.

Bake for 40-45 minutes. Cake is done with the top is rounded and firm to the touch. After 10 minutes, turn out cake from pan, and flip over again on to a cooling rack. Let cool until cake reaches room temperature, then cover in plastic wrap or with cake dome (I use an overturned plastic chip bowl). For BEST flavor, let cake sit over night. I promise this cake will not have a hint of beaniness after letting it sit for eight hours! If you are stacking this cake, level the top with a long serrated knife, shaving off layers until it is flat and even. Frost immediately before serving

Now you know how to make my cake. The boobie flashing and pot smoking are optional but make the process much more fun.

In other news, I’ve added some more pics, and I’ve got a new very dirty video I’m about to add to my store. Stay tuned, buddies!

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I’m Blogging, Yo.

I should blog today, but I don’t have much to talk about.  See that pic up there? That’s just a teaser from my Valentine’s Day set. I need to get the rest of the pics edited. You shall see more of that outfit soon. Have you checked out my Valentine’s Day special? Ya need to. It’s a deal and a half.

I’ve finally got a page set up that lists all of my videos and pic sets for sale, as well as my custom pricing. Check it out here. It’s not very pleasing to the eye at the moment. Just a plain old list. I’ll spruce it up later. Don’t worry though the content I have to offer is VERY pleasing to the eye, as well as other body parts 😉 If you’d like something of mine just let me know! Use the contact form to get in touch with me.

I guess lots of people are blogging about the super bowl today. I’m not a big football fan but I’ll probably be watching tonight. I kinda zone out when I watch football haha! Sports just aren’t really my thing. Not going to a party tonight, but I did get to go over to a friends for a little get-together yesterday and that was wonderful. Saw some folks I hadn’t seen in a very long time and had a blast! Will just be relaxing on my night off, with popcorn!

Will be back to my regular naughtiness on cam tomorrow night. Hope you’ll come see me. <3

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Skin Video Raffle This Week

I’m spending more time on Skin Video lately, and I thought it would be fun to have raffle this week for some of my naughty content. The raffle will start tonight and continue through Saturday night. You can usually catch me on cam there between 11:15pm and 12:15 am EST, but as traffic picks up I’m finding myself arriving earlier, and staying later. 50 tokens will get you 1 ticket, and you can purchase as many tickets as you’d like throughout the week.  The winner will be announced Saturday night, and will receive the naughty video or pic set of their choosing. See what there is to choose from here.

It’s been a blast there so far I’m actually very excited about this site. It’s similar to MyFreeCams. Lots of MFC ladies have been giving it a try, so if you have enjoyed it there, you should definitely stop by SV and give it a go. You’ll most likely see some familiar faces and enjoy the feel of the site. It’s pretty laid back and has a nice community feel to it. The girls get a higher percentage of the token money and you pay the same prices as MFC. So that’s definitely a plus for your favorite ladies.

Hope to see you there!!

I no longer need the pipe that I mentioned in my previous post. The deal is still on though. You can still get a naughty personalized valentine and the video or pic set of your choosing for a $20 or greater tribute to my Alertpay account, amazon gift card, or wishlist item. I just won’t need to use the cash on the glass!

I’m getting a MUCH nicer piece from my buddies at hitman glass. If you have not checked out their work before you must. Very high quality glass and American made!

They actually have in insane giveaway going on right now. Have a Twitter account? Well if you don’t then fucking get one! You’ll have a shot at winning this…

That, my friends, is the Turbine. You could own that, FOR FREE! This isn’t the piece I’ve got on the way, but you can bet your ass I’m trying to win that bitch as well! Haha! Go here to find out exactly what to do to qualify.

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